People who say "A" for effort, ya know the word that doesn't have a single A in it.
When people confuse Nick Cage with Lil Wayne
When people say 'defination' instead of 'definition'
when people say "akward" instead of "awkward" & when people spell my name wrong
It's airyanawhen people say "akward" instead of "awkward" & when people spell my name wrong
hi ariana!
nope done byeIt's airyanawhen people spell "akward" instead of "awkward" & when people spell my name wrong
hi ariana!
nope done byeIt's airyanawhen people spell "akward" instead of "awkward" & when people spell my name wrong
hi ariana!
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Since I'm a man of (some form of) logic, I naturally get *very* ticked off when people contradict themselves and expect you to go along with whatever they are stating, e.g.
"If it were opposite day, *blah* would happen instead of *blah*!" (Note: opposite day will never exist, as if it were to exist it's own existence would destroy itself, because the opposite of opposite day is NOT opposite day)
The following is also (but not limited to) what I am enraged by:
- cheap imitations (MINEBLOKS instead of MineCraft, do something useful and original mate!)
- Searching for a famous youtuber's channel/playlist, and then getting spammed by other youtubers who copied the famous youtuber's channel/playlist (you may think you're going to get more likes that way, but what you are actually going to get is a lot of annoyed looks)
- and yr 9 logic/discussions/acts in general (what I believe are the biggest source illiterate conversations, badmouthing, and pranks no one with maturity laughs at), e.g. "why yu don dat?", "@%$!" every 3 seconds, "did you hear about that teacher who ACTUALLY makes us work?", and general trolling (in reality and in games)
When people say bae. say the whole thing, it's freaking stupid.
...meant to be an abbriveation. <-I know its wrong and you mods better not go editing my post saying its right.Why the hell would we?
In gym, a select few of the boys in my class go completely overboard. They're always ramming into other people to get the ball and trying their best to be assholes. Whenever someone makes some awesome pass, goal, touchdown, or basket no matter what we're playing, they yell out "tryhard" and stuff along the lines of "What a tryhard! He thinks he's good at sports." I'm thinking to myself, "Are you f*cking kidding me? We're the tryhards?" It's funny seeing them do this though.I'm just gonna quote Cliff Compton here "Punch 'em in the balls!"
People thinking my skin is a crocodile.
Seriously, only one person out of all the people I've shown it too said it was a lizard/crocodile
People thinking my skin is a crocodile.\
Seriously, only one person out of all the people I've shown it too said it was a lizard/crocodile
Laptops that break down easily...
Laptops that break down easily...Caanite, I feel your pain, and it's not just because I can sympathise, but it's also because Caanite and I got the same type of laptop one year, at the same time, and they broke down, at the same time (roughly)...
That put me out of action for about a month and he was MIA for about 4Laptops that break down easily...Caanite, I feel your pain, and it's not just because I can sympathise, but it's also because Caanite and I got the same type of laptop one year, at the same time, and they broke down, at the same time (roughly)...(click to show/hide)
Hash tags in general!! The most STUPID thing I've ever heard of - next to of course "trending" like... wow...
The hashtag #YesAllWomen
- Spongebob Square pants... dumbest thing ever.Guess what, I like dumb things.
Acknowledging a compliment.
I'll explain this one.
Something people always say is that I'm incredibly smart, but if I agree to it I sound cocky and no.
I hate it when people are cocky but I don't want to sound appreciative so I just say "okay" or something because I don't know, saying thanks almost sounds kind of cocky.
Which I hate.
This is getting repetitive.
Acknowledging a compliment.Try not to over think it, there's actually 2 words you can use which works most of the time for compliments, and it's a simple "thank you". You're not saying "yes I am smart" and you're not saying "no I'm not smart", you're sitting right in the middle.
I'll explain this one.
Something people always say is that I'm incredibly smart, but if I agree to it I sound cocky and no.
I hate it when people are cocky but I don't want to sound appreciative so I just say "okay" or something because I don't know, saying thanks almost sounds kind of cocky.
Which I hate.
This is getting repetitive.
I hate when people try to convey emotion over the internet and use some phrases like "lmao" "lmfao" "lol" "LOL". I know I am as guilty of using the latter, but it still pisses me off. I got reminded of my hatred for this because people in my school have started SAYING LOL IN DAY TO DAY CONVERSATIONS. DO YOU NOT REALIZE YOU COULD JUST LAUGH YOU FOOL. </rant>
Also people being phony pisses me off. I see a lot of people trying to be cool (internet, real life, etc.) by copying the newest buzz words, trendlines, opinions, and so on. Apparently the cool thing now is to wear really dumb hats.
People who can't drive.
People who slam car doors.
People who drive Hondas.
People who hate 2 Chainz
How most my friends are half way across the world
People who previously went by the name of SnapeTheSnipe.
People who previously went by the name of SnapeTheSnipe.
People who previously went by the name of SnapeTheSnipe.2Chainz
People who previously went by the name of SnapeTheSnipe.
People who previously went by the name of SnapeTheSnipe.
People who also go by the name of SalsaOnTheFloorThat's it. I'm going hardcore.
Why I'm still alive.Dude, you alright?
Why I'm still alive.Dude, you alright?
also Assassin's Creed becoming another repetitive rehash every year like call of dutyHey brah, Assassin's Creed is an enjoyable game. I for one, can't wait for it to come out (Unlike CoD).
People who also go by the name of SalsaOnTheFloor
That's it. I'm going hardcore.
2 Chainz Drake Lil Wayne Nicki Minaj Nickelback Sleeping With Sirens Kanye West IAmSu E40 Wiz Khalifa Birdman Iggy Azalzalzalalalazazala however the hell you spell a name with lots of z a and l people who "hack" on PhaseBook people who overuse hashtags people who use hashtags people who say yolo people who say swag people who claim they have swag people who follow swag snapbacks tattos snapbacks and tattoos the song called snapbacks and tattoos (and to be clear I don't have anything against actual tattoos, just that song) modern mainstream rap lil twist tyga big sean call of duty people who tryhard on call of duty people on call of duty people who obsess over call of duty being the greatest game ever m8 people who buy advanced warfare people who say call of duty is making great new original changes when everything from call of duty seems to have been taken from some other game people who say super mario galaxy was cool with the whole spherical world thing because ratchet and clank did that first people who hate on super mario sunshine people who hate on gamecube people who hate on nintendo people who hate on japan people who hate on Earth people who hate on our solar system people who hate on our galaxy people who hate on our universe people who hate people people (just people) the new art style with the recent ratchet and clank games the ratchet and clank movie existing most movies made from games other than resident evil people who hate on people named SalsaOnTheFloor 2 Chainz Drake people who thought the list would just repeat from here 2 Chainz the fact that dragons could have existed but instead we got AIDS people who didn't give a shit about the ebola virus until after it infected 2 whole entire people in america completely disregarding the couple thousand in africa that were infected people who believe video games cause violence jack thompson people who like jack thompson people who like call of duty 2 Chainz jack thompson people who think Destiny has horror elements and is a horrible murder simulator people who think advance wars days of ruin contains females protrayed as sexual objects (first party rated E10 Nintendo DS game where you can barely even see people) people who say Skyrim encourages chaos people at familyfriendlygaming.com that actually wrote all of the above people who automatically dismiss pc gaming as a bunch of nerdy dudes playing WoW for 48 hours straight people who automatically hate pc because it's not a console people who don't believe pc runs games better than consoles (provided it has the hardware anyways) people who think macs are great people who automatically dismiss pc as shit because they have a mac also macs also apple also the geniuses at the genius bar because they're not geniuses also siri also voice controlled AI also I think it's cool how Microsoft named their AI Cortana like that's actually pretty funny/cool also people who add lol to every sentence people who dismiss Islam religion as a bunch of suicide bombers that are terrorists against america also osama for causing them to be protrayed like that also osama for 9/11 also 9/11 also the possibility that people are going to be really confused in the 3000s when we talk about 9/11 because we forgot to put the /01 after 9/11 also my brother is going to college next year also school also my school specifically also the people at my school specifically also smartphone battery capacities also the PS Vita's lack of first party or western support in general also people who say call of duty is the greatest thing ever also people who say 2 Chainz is good also 2 Chainz also his songs also his name also the fact that he wears way more than 2 Chainz also mainstream rap also mainstream music in general also the fact that you're probably not reading this even though I could be wrong also the fact that now you just read that and will continue to read on because I said that also Drake also Alex Rodriguez also how he never gets banned from the MLB even though he's been caught with steroids at least 6 times or so by now also Barry Bonds also the fact that every Giants fan treats him like a god also Giants also Giants fans also bandwagoners also the Miami Heat fans also the fact that people assume we're just hating when we don't even hate on the team we just hate the fans also Beats also Dre for selling Beats that have mediocre sound quality for 400 dollars also people who believe price determines quality except maybe in airsoft because that's kind of true also people who will probably make a gigantic list of things like this except put the polar opposites of everything on here and the likelihood of that actually happening also the fact that I was too lazy to even properly punctuate everything also MacBooks also hipsters also E3 2014 also Assassin's Creed becoming another repetitive rehash every year like call of duty also GTA also GTA fanboys also console wars also people who hate on people who hate on 2 Chainz also battlefield also things that get popularity just because it's mainstream when in reality it's overrated and stupid also how long it took to get the ratchet and clank trilogy on PS Vita also how all 3 of my mains in super smash bros brawl were removed in 4 also the lack of a title after super smash bros in the 4th game also the fact I don't have a Wii U also people who hate on the Wii U also people who hate on the Wii also every version of Minecraft that isn't the PC version also majority of servers other than Opticraft because they put a shitload of plugins together mindlessly and add donations for 100$ each command and then gain popularity because reasons also Opticraft's dying and I am not okay with that also the fact that someone is going to overreact at the "opticraft is dying" statement above and think I was serious and then we get another "dark ages of opticraft" rumor started because a couple years back someone took me too seriously also the lack of noticeable sarcasm through text also the fact that I gotta do some homework and that I have to stop doing this because this was a lot more fun than I thought it would be also people who type with super incorrect grammar on purpose to the point I can't even read it also the people who thought Playstation All Stars Battle Royale was a good idea
People who also go by the name of SalsaOnTheFloor
That's it. I'm going hardcore.
2 Chainz Drake Lil Wayne Nicki Minaj Nickelback Sleeping With Sirens Kanye West IAmSu E40 Wiz Khalifa Birdman Iggy Azalzalzalalalazazala however the hell you spell a name with lots of z a and l people who "hack" on PhaseBook people who overuse hashtags people who use hashtags people who say yolo people who say swag people who claim they have swag people who follow swag snapbacks tattos snapbacks and tattoos the song called snapbacks and tattoos (and to be clear I don't have anything against actual tattoos, just that song) modern mainstream rap lil twist tyga big sean call of duty people who tryhard on call of duty people on call of duty people who obsess over call of duty being the greatest game ever m8 people who buy advanced warfare people who say call of duty is making great new original changes when everything from call of duty seems to have been taken from some other game people who say super mario galaxy was cool with the whole spherical world thing because ratchet and clank did that first people who hate on super mario sunshine people who hate on gamecube people who hate on nintendo people who hate on japan people who hate on Earth people who hate on our solar system people who hate on our galaxy people who hate on our universe people who hate people people (just people) the new art style with the recent ratchet and clank games the ratchet and clank movie existing most movies made from games other than resident evil people who hate on people named SalsaOnTheFloor 2 Chainz Drake people who thought the list would just repeat from here 2 Chainz the fact that dragons could have existed but instead we got AIDS people who didn't give a shit about the ebola virus until after it infected 2 whole entire people in america completely disregarding the couple thousand in africa that were infected people who believe video games cause violence jack thompson people who like jack thompson people who like call of duty 2 Chainz jack thompson people who think Destiny has horror elements and is a horrible murder simulator people who think advance wars days of ruin contains females protrayed as sexual objects (first party rated E10 Nintendo DS game where you can barely even see people) people who say Skyrim encourages chaos people at familyfriendlygaming.com that actually wrote all of the above people who automatically dismiss pc gaming as a bunch of nerdy dudes playing WoW for 48 hours straight people who automatically hate pc because it's not a console people who don't believe pc runs games better than consoles (provided it has the hardware anyways) people who think macs are great people who automatically dismiss pc as shit because they have a mac also macs also apple also the geniuses at the genius bar because they're not geniuses also siri also voice controlled AI also I think it's cool how Microsoft named their AI Cortana like that's actually pretty funny/cool also people who add lol to every sentence people who dismiss Islam religion as a bunch of suicide bombers that are terrorists against america also osama for causing them to be protrayed like that also osama for 9/11 also 9/11 also the possibility that people are going to be really confused in the 3000s when we talk about 9/11 because we forgot to put the /01 after 9/11 also my brother is going to college next year also school also my school specifically also the people at my school specifically also smartphone battery capacities also the PS Vita's lack of first party or western support in general also people who say call of duty is the greatest thing ever also people who say 2 Chainz is good also 2 Chainz also his songs also his name also the fact that he wears way more than 2 Chainz also mainstream rap also mainstream music in general also the fact that you're probably not reading this even though I could be wrong also the fact that now you just read that and will continue to read on because I said that also Drake also Alex Rodriguez also how he never gets banned from the MLB even though he's been caught with steroids at least 6 times or so by now also Barry Bonds also the fact that every Giants fan treats him like a god also Giants also Giants fans also bandwagoners also the Miami Heat fans also the fact that people assume we're just hating when we don't even hate on the team we just hate the fans also Beats also Dre for selling Beats that have mediocre sound quality for 400 dollars also people who believe price determines quality except maybe in airsoft because that's kind of true also people who will probably make a gigantic list of things like this except put the polar opposites of everything on here and the likelihood of that actually happening also the fact that I was too lazy to even properly punctuate everything also MacBooks also hipsters also E3 2014 also Assassin's Creed becoming another repetitive rehash every year like call of duty also GTA also GTA fanboys also console wars also people who hate on people who hate on 2 Chainz also battlefield also things that get popularity just because it's mainstream when in reality it's overrated and stupid also how long it took to get the ratchet and clank trilogy on PS Vita also how all 3 of my mains in super smash bros brawl were removed in 4 also the lack of a title after super smash bros in the 4th game also the fact I don't have a Wii U also people who hate on the Wii U also people who hate on the Wii also every version of Minecraft that isn't the PC version also majority of servers other than Opticraft because they put a shitload of plugins together mindlessly and add donations for 100$ each command and then gain popularity because reasons also Opticraft's dying and I am not okay with that also the fact that someone is going to overreact at the "opticraft is dying" statement above and think I was serious and then we get another "dark ages of opticraft" rumor started because a couple years back someone took me too seriously also the lack of noticeable sarcasm through text also the fact that I gotta do some homework and that I have to stop doing this because this was a lot more fun than I thought it would be also people who type with super incorrect grammar on purpose to the point I can't even read it also the people who thought Playstation All Stars Battle Royale was a good idea
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People who previously went by the name of SnapeTheSnipe.
When people you associate yourself with always bring nothing but negativity and drama to the table for stupid reasons, and spend hours talking about it, thinking everyone in the conversation is interested when no one actually is.Love you Moses
the possibility that people are going to be really confused in the 3000s when we talk about 9/11 because we forgot to put the /01 after 9/11
Friends fightingPointless fighting in general.
People who assume it's okay to ask for rides placesHey bro, can you give me a ride to the mall.
Get your own carPeople who assume it's okay to ask for rides placesHey bro, can you give me a ride to the mall.
Hairs between keyboard keys, especially if its at college or somewhere else like that...I get my dandruff on my keyboard all the time.
lol nobody knows what the hell I'm talking aboutF-FIFA?
People who don't like Alex from Target coz Dayum.who
After all, you are the Nissan Enthusiast...Get your own carPeople who assume it's okay to ask for rides placesHey bro, can you give me a ride to the mall.
When the teacher tells you we're having a jolly great lesson and we're all watching her half asleep while this documentary about how sharks like eating humans is blaring onSome sharks don't actually like the taste of human blood. But they don't find out until after they take a generous chunk of your flesh
People who insist on "drifting" in the parking lot while it's snowingThere is no other way to drive in the snow. You either drift. Or be boring
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