I was on a site called smartphOWNED, and there was an autocorrect section. Here's a funny one:
I'm dating a banana.
WHAT?
Eating*
Oh.
Why would I date a banana?
Because you're desperate.
I ate you.
hate*
EDIT: I added after "because you're desperate" to add to the funny.
i <3 spartphowned
Smartphones are stupid. They are just making the world lazy.
Here's another one.
Ducking Autocorrect!
Duck*
Duck!*
DUCK!*
Goose!
Duck you.
haha, i love smartphowned! :} I'm on there reading new ones all the time :D