Ham Co.
I, hammysandwhich, present you with Ham Co. We have gotten rid of the old board of directors and are going to put in a new one, since the old one was a bit slack (no offence :p). Here at Ham Co. we have one aim, to destroy and pollute all of the lands!
I am the head owner/Chairman and need a board of directors, as of this moment I am looking for no players to finish and complete this board. The application shall be in the spoiler below:
[spoiler]Forums name:
In game name:
Account bans:
What position you would like:
What you could contribute:
Why you want this position:[/spoiler]
So the current positions available are:
- Owner/Chairman/CEO: Hammysandwhich
- Co-Owner: LIEKABOWSE
- Vice Chairman: Crippnfeet
- Director: Crippnfoot
- Market Manager/Financial Adviser: FNVcourierjon
- Treasurer: Ivy2112
- Technical Engineer: Zwaan111
- Secretary: LIEKABOWSE
- Planner: Nhataley and 360OLLIE
- Largest Donator/Share Holder: XztriggerhappyxZ (he's donated about two stacks of iron blocks).
What is Ham Co.? Ham Co. is a multi-millionaire company which aims to destroy the earth of all it's natural resources. After I searched the lands, far and wide, I finally found a lovely pristine place to pollute and destroy in the new guest world.
So now we have our main factory 40% done. We have some secret machinery underground in the employee only area. We are now starting the office building. The first wall has been done, but we are now waiting on shipments from our Headquarters (HQ).
This is viewable from /home hammysandwhich or the live map link: http://smp.opticraft.net/map/#/-1424/64/3061/-2/0/0 (http://smp.opticraft.net/map/#/-1424/64/3061/-2/0/0)
The main factory is still under way, pretty much almost done, about 90% of the frame work. Just the underground testing facility needs to be completed and finished.
Thanks to the newest in technology which totally isn't stolen from the government... I don't know where'd you get that from, but we've got new technology. With this new technology, we are now able to make the newest and bestest solar panels which are selling for $400.00! You might be thinking, "but hammy, I thought you tried to destroy the world" but that's we're you're wrong, with more money, more deaths, explosions and destruction of the world can continue!
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Ham Co. has now introduced a new item to the store, horses, mules and donkeys! Yes you heard it, thanks to the new 1.6.1 update. The prices are below:
Horses (regular: white, spotted,brown,black): - 6.5k per. But wait, we've got a special for you, 11k for two or 15k for three!
Donkeys: - 8k per. But what's this you say, another special?! 15k for two or 20k for three!
Mules: - 9k per. What the fridge hammy another special!? 16k for two or 21k for three!
Major specials here, we're also building a horse racing training centre, underground. So I need some help, message me online.
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Also, special thanks to CrippnTech Industries for having a partnership with us, being our electrician and IvyIndustries for giving us/allowing us to use the newest and most technologically advanced machinery, from the top of the line market!
We are also gladly accepting donations :)
Sincerely,
Chairman Hammysandwhich.
lol LOVE it ! ;D
Forums name: FNVcourierjon
In game name: FNVcourierjon
Account bans: 1 from March 2011
What position you would like: Treasurer
What you could contribute: Supplies and knowledge
Why you want this position: I want to help manage the supples and money the company gets.
Forums name: ivy2112
In game name: ivy2112
Account bans: Just a ban link? http://www.opticraft.net/index.php/page,BanLookup.html?username=ivy2112
What position you would like:Treasurer
What you could contribute: Recources , Lots and lots of clay , I can clear land what you want.
Why you want this position: I'd like to do something on this project because I really like it and I am a little bored these days on Opticraft.
I have talked to fnv about this and he has agreed to become the Market Manager/financial adviser.
Also ivy your accepted as well, congrats guys!
Nice name
"Ham Co."
Is it in any relation to "Sips Co."
Anyway what would the planner do
Forums name: andersad
In game name: andersad
Account bans: 2, here is a link, http://www.opticraft.net/index.php/page,BanLookup.html?username=andersad
What position you would like: Any one I would be allowed to have :)
What you could contribute: I am a very organized and am not too busy atm with any projects so I would LOVE to help you out!
Why you want this position: I am a fun player to be around and I love to help people out with stuff! 8)
Thanks for applying andersad :)
I and the other board members shall check it out.
ok thanks.
Soo ahh.... Need some clay items, please? I'll buy them all, for good prices!!
My mall has more stocked again. Unless you bought them all out like last time lol.
I see that the person that copied you has torn his factory down :)
Quote from: FNVcourierjon on May 31, 2013, 10:16:54 AM
I see that the person that copied you has torn his factory down :)
Amazing where manners get you... lol money gets you further =p
We had a lovely talk, and I payed him quite a bit of money to move, he agreed. :) Nice guy.
I have payed a lovely lady to help build an iron golem farm, it's 8 cells. I have been busy with assignments and stuff so not much has happened, besides just finishing up the walls on the factory.
I invite Ham Co., at some point, to open up a branch in Aquain. Our residents need jobs! I can promise generous tax incentives and quality infrastructure (eventually).
Quote from: OzzyKP on June 05, 2013, 10:55:55 AM
I invite Ham Co., at some point, to open up a branch in Aquain. Our residents need jobs! I can promise generous tax incentives and quality infrastructure (eventually).
Sounds like a great idea, I will start after I finish the office building, well have to meet up and talk about it!
Awesome! How long will your office building take? I had plans for an industrial section of the city to the south, but haven't begun doing anything out in that direction yet. I can get on that so it is ready for you.
Forums name: 360OLLIE
In game name: 360OLLIE
Account bans: None
What position you would like: Planner
What you could contribute: Help to plan new projects to say boost profits or to invest/create new technology.
Why do you want this position: To help destroy the Earth and to make the company rich of course. It's also a fun and original project.
Did my app get accepted or denied?
Quote from: 360OLLIE on June 06, 2013, 12:07:25 AM
Forums name: 360OLLIE
In game name: 360OLLIE
Account bans: None
What position you would like: Planner
What you could contribute: Help to plan new projects to say boost profits or to invest/create new technology.
Why do you want this position: To help destroy the Earth and to make the company rich of course. It's also a fun and original project.
I'm sorry guys, but after talking to my associates, we've decided to reject you both... sorry guys
Forums name: PokeyzRule
In game name: chinesehorse
Account bans: NO
What position you would like: secretary bc it seems to be the last job D:
What you could contribute: picks, picks, and more picks to destroy teh world! and also the occasional shovel...
Why you want this position: Make phone calls in MC and other shit
Forums name: Nhataley
In game name: nhataley
Account bans: 1 for a 5 block grief when I started (A year and a bit ago)
What position you would like: Planner
What you could contribute: I could help out with any resources that Ham Co. May need.
Why you want this position: Because I love helping people on Opticraft, and because I am great at planning stuff =)
I hope you consider me for "Planner".
Thanks!
-Nhataley
Quote from: Nhataley on June 07, 2013, 06:15:16 AM
Forums name: Nhataley
In game name: nhataley
Account bans: 1 for a 5 block grief when I started (A year and a bit ago)
What position you would like: Planner
What you could contribute: I could help out with any resources that Ham Co. May need.
Why you want this position: Because I love helping people on Opticraft, and because I am great at planning stuff =)
I hope you consider me for "Planner".
Thanks!
-Nhataley
I believe that Planner was just taken by 3600LLIE
Forums name: LIEKABOWSE
In game name: LIEKABOWSE
Account bans: 1, for griefing 80 blocks in August of 2012
What position you would like: Secretary
What you could contribute: Various materials and minerals
Why you want this position: Because I want to help out hammy and his quest to destroy earth by keeping charge of the items that Ham Co collects.
Quote from: LIEKABOWSE on June 07, 2013, 08:27:03 AM
Forums name: LIEKABOWSE
In game name: LIEKABOWSE
Account bans: 1, for griefing 80 blocks in August of 2012
What position you would like: Secretary
What you could contribute: Various materials and minerals
Why you want this position: Because I want to help out hammy and his quest to destroy earth by keeping charge of the items that Ham Co collects.
Quote from: Nhataley on June 07, 2013, 06:15:16 AM
Forums name: Nhataley
In game name: nhataley
Account bans: 1 for a 5 block grief when I started (A year and a bit ago)
What position you would like: Planner
What you could contribute: I could help out with any resources that Ham Co. May need.
Why you want this position: Because I love helping people on Opticraft, and because I am great at planning stuff =)
I hope you consider me for "Planner".
Thanks!
-Nhataley
You guys are both accepted :) We can destroy the earth together... :DD
Gratz Nhat, We're both planners!
3600LLIE. They changed you to regected :'(
hammy... pretty sure you missed my app :'(
Nvm, my post was irrelevant.
So I've decided to mix things up a bit now, we'll have two planners, nhat and olliemand as for liek a boss, he accepted as well. Sorry to you other guys, thanks for applying, but i was looking for people I know and trust, and who are in quite a bit.
Thanks =)
hrm... you didnt even reply to mine :(
I just want to say that this looks really nice
Quote from: Nadiakhoso1236 on June 08, 2013, 06:23:39 PM
I just want to say that this looks really nice
Thank you very much.
Quote from: PokeyzRule on June 08, 2013, 02:12:13 AM
hrm... you didnt even reply to mine :(
All of the positions are filled up, sorry.
Bump: :D I have completed most, if not all of the office cubicles, if you want one, just ask me. You supply the sign, I'll supply the cubicle, also you can chose any, except the ones which are already taken.
Any apps still open? ;)
Hammy, if you need more clay bricks, I have restocked that shop.
Also, I rebuilt the clay bricks shop and did long testing on it. You can now place stacked iron ingots into it and it will only take 1 iron ingot at a time until it takes another one, but it only takes another one after giving you 4 clay brick blocks.
NOTE: The other shops on the same floor will not take stacked items. Shops that do have a warning sign about only using 1 iron ingot at a time will take more than 1 ingot at a time. Shops such as the wood and wool shops that do not have this warning sign will allow stacked ingots.
Yay, thanks chief, got a few stacks to give ya! ;)
Amazing New News!
Ham Co. has now recently designed the best on the market, front of the line solar panels! Yes, I said Solar Panels! I know, it's Eco-friendly, help the environment! Each solar panel shall be at a cheap price of $375.00each. You will save masses on energy bills! Come on come all! There are few designs beside the factory. Two solar panels can supply a house! We will make fancy coloured ones later.
Note: For all the silly billies out there, this is real, roleplay, but the solar panels don't do anything, they're decoration.
Cool I want one or two :P
We sold our first two solar panels to Liek Co. Three days ago, was to lazy to post. Anyways, they're loving them.
Also Ham Co. and Liek Co are trying to breach together, maybe be business partners. We shall see :)
Could you post pictures of the solar panels please :)
Quote from: FNVcourierjon on June 21, 2013, 01:47:27 AM
Could you post pictures of the solar panels please :)
That's a good idea! :)
I took quite a few screenshots of the factory and the solar panels, however the image hosting site I use is currently offline. I'll try to upload them tomorrow.
Forum Name:Gogar72
In-game:Gogar72
Account bans:1 http://www.opticraft.net/index.php/page,BanLookup.html?username=gogar72
The position I would like:Planner or Financial Adviser
What I could contribute: Any supplies you need or $ that I can donate to the Ham Co. And I could work free!
Why I want this position:
I want the Planner position because I am a good architect when it comes to minecraft and it is what I want to be when I Grow up.
I want the Financial Adviser because I know that ham ham hasn't been making to much income lately so I would want to try helping him on how to gain money instead of losing more then what you didn't want to.
Thanks ham ham for the consideration into this.
Quote from: Gogar72 on June 23, 2013, 07:48:14 AM
Forum Name:Gogar72
In-game:Gogar72
Account bans:1 http://www.opticraft.net/index.php/page,BanLookup.html?username=gogar72
The position I would like:Planner or Financial Adviser
What I could contribute: Any supplies you need or $ that I can donate to the Ham Co. And I could work free!
Why I want this position:
I want the Planner position because I am a good architect when it comes to minecraft and it is what I want to be when I Grow up.
I want the Financial Adviser because I know that ham ham hasn't been making to much income lately so I would want to try helping him on how to gain money instead of losing more then what you didn't want to.
Thanks ham ham for the consideration into this.
Sorry bro, all positions are taken... I'll make some more ones later :)
As for me being away, I'm on a "business trip" touring the world, sewing people and being awesome.
.....sewing...
Looking good!
Due to the recent turn of events, the Opticraft Financial Crisis, Liek Co. has been sold to Ham Co. I thought, as a good deed, I would buy it, partner up with them. We are now both destroying the world, together. We have some plans for the future, but there is still more to discuss. This will be done at a later stage. Ham Co. will be giving materials out to Liek Co.
Reporters have talked to LIEKABOWSE, and all he could say was "I am honoured to partner up with Ham Co.". Reporters are still yet to talk to hammysandwhich about this, he is camera shy.
Ham Co. have been giving out building materials to many smaller companies, like hopper and jaybrute's mini game central and a few others. As to the expansions, Ham Co. has started to expand into two amazing cities, Aquian and the Sovereign State of Stuttgart, which should see more business coming our way. We shall share the office buildings in both cities.
As an update, there will be more jobs coming out soon, so keep watch.
hammy make a insurance plan so no one will destroy all of the weapons i would be glad to do that!
Forums name:king_prankstar561
In game name:king_prankstar
Account bans:0
What position you would like:Any Avalible (Most Prefered:Builder,Shopkeeper,Blacksmith)
What you could contribute:Anything that is needed
Why you want this position:I like to help out with and company that are avaliable on opticraft. I would love the postion of spreading Ham Co. A long way and its indrusties. If anything that needs to be done i am happy to apply my self to that job and this app also help me to help u destroy the earth :)
Thanks
***King***
wow.. all im going to say is OUTSTANDING and CREATIVE idea ;D
Quote from: Fish_Luver on July 03, 2013, 06:51:16 PM
wow.. all im going to say is OUTSTANDING and CREATIVE idea ;D
Thank you very much! And as for you king, I'm sorry but there's currently no jobs available. Keep on the look out for, I'll be updating them soon.
Quote from: hammysandwhich on July 03, 2013, 08:50:18 PM
Quote from: Fish_Luver on July 03, 2013, 06:51:16 PM
wow.. all im going to say is OUTSTANDING and CREATIVE idea ;D
Thank you very much! And as for you king, I'm sorry but there's currently no jobs available. Keep on the look out for, I'll be updating them soon.
Thanks
Ham Co. has now introduced a new item to the store, horses, mules and donkeys! Yes you heard it, thanks to the new 1.6.1 update. The prices are below:
Horses (regular: white, spotted,brown,black): - 6.5k per. But wait, we've got a special for you, 11k for two or 15k for three!
Donkeys: - 8k per. But what's this you say, another special?! 15k for two or 20k for three!
Mules: - 9k per. What the fridge hammy another special!? 16k for two or 21k for three!
Major specials here, we're also building a horse racing training centre, underground. So I need some help, message me online.
Donkeys donkeys donkeys! I'll take the 2 for 15k deal. You should know that already though, the way I've been aggressively mailing you ingame :P.
One other thing as well: I don't mean to beg or anything, but if you have some spare clay/hardened clay, I'll buy it or take ot for free. I saw how you gave so generously to those other builds. (It would be for the new good wood track).
As of the new rush in demand for the items at Ham Co. we're starting to build the next factory building. We've also started our train system, the tracks are still being put in though.
Next thing on the list to do is build a large storage facility/warehouse for all of the freight crates. If you want you can donate, I'll set up a chest next time I'm on.
Quote from: hammysandwhich on July 25, 2013, 06:16:22 AM
As of the new rush in demand for the items at Ham Co. we're starting to build the next factory building. We've also started our train system, the tracks are still being put in though.
Next thing on the list to do is build a large storage facility/warehouse for all of the freight crates. If you want you can donate, I'll set up a chest next time I'm on.
I predict this is going to go really far :P great work!
Wow hammy great job :) I predict also this will go a long way and can u please keep updating when app will be open for ur company :)
Quote from: king_prankstar561 on August 06, 2013, 08:44:40 AM
Wow hammy great job :) I predict also this will go a long way and can u please keep updating when app will be open for ur company :)
lol i help hammy a lot even though I dont have a job only thing thats important is that the world is filled with radio-active plants all over the place.
Well I haven't been on much to be honest, but that's because of school assignment/test week. We get all our assignment in one week, and tests..
Quote from: hammysandwhich on August 07, 2013, 05:38:15 AM
Well I haven't been on much to be honest, but that's because of school assignment/test week. We get all our assignment in one week, and tests..
HOLY SHITZ HAM your dragon its GORGEOUS!
I will pay anyone who can come up with something for me to build, seriously... I am running out of ideas. The prizes will be a bit of money, 1-3k depending on how many good ideas there are. Just remember be serious!
Thanks =)
gold farm, huge, inhumane cow facility
They're good ideas, I'll do the cow one, but what I meant was buildings/ structures like antennas, cranes etc
Your personalized pic. Or a big piece of ham hanging from an crane
Quote from: hammysandwhich on August 28, 2013, 05:35:03 AM
They're good ideas, I'll do the cow one, but what I meant was buildings/ structures like antennas, cranes etc
oh, lol
Construction a very large project which shall not be named (Psst, it's a secret.) is starting to slowly have construction begun on and one that will advance Ham Co's knowledge of the surrounding area. Details coming soon.
Ham Co.™ and Liek Co.™ are working together to give you all a secret. As Liek has stated, construction is slow, but has started. It will not only be an advance for Ham Co.™ but for minecraft as a whole!
More details shall be given out, as time goes on.
Bumpidy bump
We have now completed the fuelling stations. Which can hose up to 16 vehicles one time, being that you're using both sides. But thanks to the stupid government we have had to set up and build a fire station in case of a fire.
Forgot to add this in, we have also completed building the radio tower. We can now get good telephone signals. Also we can now radio really each other.
This has nothing to do with Project: Apollo
Thanks,
Chairman Hammy.
The fire station also has sexy fireman poles :D
Quote from: hammysandwhich on September 02, 2013, 09:42:08 PM
Bumpidy bump
We have now completed the fuelling stations. Which can hose up to 16 vehicles one time, being that you're using both sides. But thanks to the stupid government we have had to set up and build a fire station in case of a fire.
Forgot to add this in, we have also completed building the radio tower. We can now get good telephone signals. Also we can now radio really each other.
This has nothing to do with Project: Apollo
Thanks,
Chairman Hammy.
The fire station also has sexy fireman poles :D
You gave away the secret! You bastard!
Quote from: LIEKABOWSE on September 02, 2013, 11:41:15 PM
Quote from: hammysandwhich on September 02, 2013, 09:42:08 PM
Bumpidy bump
We have now completed the fuelling stations. Which can hose up to 16 vehicles one time, being that you're using both sides. But thanks to the stupid government we have had to set up and build a fire station in case of a fire.
Forgot to add this in, we have also completed building the radio tower. We can now get good telephone signals. Also we can now radio really each other.
This has nothing to do with Project: Apollo
Thanks,
Chairman Hammy.
The fire station also has sexy fireman poles :D
You gave away the secret! You bastard!
$50.00 AUS they won't get it...
I would like to set up a partnership between NhatCo and HamCo
Sure nhat :) We could all team up, but... Giving out food? Really? For free? I thought BETTER! :)
A build could be Police station, mc'donalds, Modern Day house, Iron farm, dojo, roller coaster, Bridge (harbour bridge etc), Greenhouse, Eiffel Tower, Lighthouse, Library, Zoo, Ferris wheel, Hot Air Balloons, The Satue of Liberty, Basketball Court, Soccer feild, Build Big Ben (tower), & a Mall.
These r some ideas :)
~king_prankstar
Ham make a Lab for creepy experiments or ill cut you...
Quote from: king_prankstar561 on September 03, 2013, 08:22:28 AM
A build could be Police station, mc'donalds, Modern Day house, Iron farm, dojo, roller coaster, Bridge (harbour bridge etc), Greenhouse, Eiffel Tower, Lighthouse, Library, Zoo, Ferris wheel, Hot Air Balloons, The Satue of Liberty, Basketball Court, Soccer feild, Build Big Ben (tower), & a Mall.
These r some ideas :)
~king_prankstar
That's quite a bit over excessive.. this is a factory and a soon to be research facility (
secret project) and not a city.
The oil industry part of the company is starting, we're just awaiting on a few more pieces to arrive. Also we've started to add a little walk way around the main factory. Soon everything will also be accessible by walking as well.
Quote from: king_prankstar561 on September 03, 2013, 08:22:28 AM
A build could be Police station, mc'donalds, Modern Day house, Iron farm, dojo, roller coaster, Bridge (harbour bridge etc), Greenhouse, Eiffel Tower, Lighthouse, Library, Zoo, Ferris wheel, Hot Air Balloons, The Satue of Liberty, Basketball Court, Soccer feild, Build Big Ben (tower), & a Mall.
These r some ideas :)
~king_prankstar
You should see all the things I have built and planned for my city.
Rough-construction of a military wing of Ham Co has begun early planning, we will most likely have these things:
• Two or three garages for land based vehicles such as Humvees
• A few runways
• A few departments for tanks
• factory defenses
We're serious when it comes to defending our precious factory. We destroy your environment but that doesn't give you a right to destroy us. :P
Yeah, umm if you're wondering about the water everywhere at the back of the factory.... Umm... Yahhh.... Totally not my fault when trying to transport squids which despawned... So yeah... We can blame someone else, not me :)
I know ham and I am sorry for my un-real duties of my failures...
So a lot has gone on in Ham Co.™ lately:
- The harbour is in the construction phase
- The underground Bio - Dome has been completed
- The underground scientist Laboratory has been completed
- Underground storage facility one is almost complete
- Underground storage facility two is underway
- The animal containment storage facility, is in the planning phase
That is in no particular order. If you want to place stone for the harbour, please contact me in game, thanks.
This can all be seen from above, here here from above (http://smp.opticraft.net/map/#/-1424/64/3061/-2/0/0) or going to my /home whilst you're in game.
In the future, you and Liek should go to war with italian and felix. It would be awesome :)
Quote from: Gogar72 on October 28, 2013, 11:18:55 PM
In the future, you and Liek should go to war with italian and felix. It would be awesome :)
Felix quit
Fine then, Italian can just die quickly...
Quote from: hammysandwhich on October 28, 2013, 08:17:29 PM
So a lot has gone on in Ham Co.™ lately:
- The harbour is in the construction phase
- The underground Bio - Dome has been completed
- The underground scientist Laboratory has been completed
- Underground storage facility one is almost complete
- Underground storage facility two is underway
- The animal containment storage facility, is in the planning phase
That is in no particular order. If you want to place stone for the harbour, please contact me in game, thanks.
This can all be seen from above, here here from above (http://smp.opticraft.net/map/#/-1424/64/3061/-2/0/0) or going to my /home whilst you're in game.
Cool! Gonna go see it tommarow!
You guys'll be sups rises that I've finally finished the factory flooring... After how many months...
I've also started to make a second underground storage facility. =)
Wow. Absolutely mind blowing. This is amazing and perfect. I'll be willing to donate as soon as my project is done (I kinda need the things to make my project :P) But seriously, wow. Just amazing.
Attention! I am back and construction at Ham Co.™ has resumed! Much has been done:
• The construction on the second storage facility is under way
• The secret area is being built
ATTENTION! There has been a cave-in in one of the pathways due to major tectonic activity! But luckily this is the only tunnel it happened too. Due to this earthquake, it has revealed a hidden door! You must find and unlock the door to see what is inside!
A massive thanks to TheWholeLoaf for helping me! This would not be close to completion without his help!
Can we get new jobs now that there has been a lot added? I would still like a job which I hope you still remember xD.
So due to the fact that I recently moved houses and have started school again. I won't be able to get on, for a few weeks, maybe in two weeks, if I'm lucky. We're setting up the landline wifi, we currently have a poopie one.
As for the jobs, I will be creating a few new jobs once I get back on and once TheWholeLoaf and I finish building and stuff!
Thinking of getting back into the game, maybe...
Comment what you'd like to see! Keeping in mind, it should fit with the theme.
Id like to see you ;D
It would be nice to see you on again :)
I'd like to see you and your skills (:
Awwww you guys,
Too cute :-*