Holy crap Crzy! How did you do that?
If any of you are worried, here is the source code:
#include <stdio.h>
int main(void) {
printf("Greetings.\n");
getch();
printf("\nI have been looking for you for a long time now.\n");
getch();
printf("\nDo you know who I am?\n");
getch();
printf("\nNo?\n");
getch();
printf("\nI am the thing that haunts your nightmares.\n");
getch();
printf("\nI am the thing that stalks you in the night.\n");
getch();
printf("\nI am the thing that you tell yourself is just in your imagination.\n");
getch();
printf("\nSoon, everything that you know will change.\n");
getch();
printf("\nYour world is about to become a living hell.\n");
getch();
printf("\nEveryone you know and love is about to die.\n");
getch();
printf("\nAnd when you're mourning your losses, thinking it couldn't get any worse...\n");
getch();
printf("\nI'll come for you...\n");
getch();
printf("\nAnd believe me. Things will get worse.\n");
getch();
printf("\nSo expect me.\n");
getch();
}