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Discussion forum => Introductions => Topic started by: Mr.Monkey on January 31, 2012, 11:21:55 pm

Title: Hai dur
Post by: Mr.Monkey on January 31, 2012, 11:21:55 pm
Hi there :)

I decided to celebrate my 2000hrs on the server by officially introducing myself on the forums.
Most of you might already have seen me on the server, but I thought it would be nice to make an introduction.

So who am I?

My name is Bart, I'm 20 years old, turning 21 in May. I live in the Netherlands, where I'm currently studying to become a software engineer.

In my free time I enjoy playing minecraft and doing sports. I'm currently training for my black belt Judo which I intend to get in June. I also play badminton and go snowboarding once a while. I enjoy reading and watching movies. My favourite genre is fantasy

Anyway, I rly hope to get to know u better, cus you guys all seem rly cool :)
Cya online!!

MrMonkey91
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: Missters on January 31, 2012, 11:25:27 pm
Oh'hai dur monkey :P nice intro :) cya online :P
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 31, 2012, 11:25:52 pm
Well hello Mr.Monkey91.
Welcome to the server -_- have a great time.
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: SoulKnightGT on January 31, 2012, 11:38:32 pm
Hello Mr.Monkey! You seem really awesome! And your already Crafter? Congrats!
Well, i hope you say even longer! :)
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 31, 2012, 11:39:38 pm
Soul you derp it's Stay* :P
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: Redchecks on February 01, 2012, 12:13:23 am
Ahh, hello kind, young sir.
I think I speak for all Opticrafts' community when I say: Hi.
That is all.
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: SoulKnightGT on February 01, 2012, 12:29:08 am
Soul you derp it's Stay* :P
Was trying to finish my book i was reading, so i was typing quick. :P
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: Your_Mine on February 01, 2012, 12:34:09 am
Hello, nice to meet you.  Enjoy your brief stay.
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: Xeadin on February 01, 2012, 07:50:18 am
2,000 hrs? Talk about devotion! :o

Welcome to your 2,000th hour here, signor Mr.Monkey :)
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: raul7legend on February 01, 2012, 11:05:02 am
hey monkeh :)
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: Spamarian on February 01, 2012, 01:23:38 pm
Hm.. Supported..
hahaha Joking!

2000hours Ah? Great achievement. It was nice to introduce yourself and to tell us more.
Cya around, even if I didnt see you on classic on last weekend..
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: clawstrider on February 01, 2012, 05:51:23 pm
Who the hell are you? And why is everyone acting like they know you well?
Nevermind, welcome!
Don't grief, and we shall get along just fine.
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: DJAlphaWolf on February 01, 2012, 07:01:05 pm
Hello mr. "awesome-sauce" Monkey! :D

Welcome to the server! :P

p.s. I was totally gonna introduce myself like u did, when I was a little more known :P
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: JimmyWhiffler on February 02, 2012, 12:19:02 am
Record for the longest time taken to make an introduction?  Anyway, a really fun guy on the server and not too shabby at building stuff either. :P
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: PsYk0Wo1F on February 03, 2012, 01:31:53 pm
Ohai dere!! Mr.... Monkey.....
Nope never heard of you, hope you enjoy your stay =3
hahahahaha -)
(i wonde how many people will understand that last part)
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: clawstrider on February 03, 2012, 01:55:09 pm
Record for the longest time taken to make an introduction?  Anyway, a really fun guy on the server and not too shabby at building stuff either. :P

I'm nearly at a year on t9k :P (Well 2 months away)
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: impishmonkey on February 07, 2012, 11:02:44 pm
hehe your name's Bart. Never actually met someone with that name....
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: Mr.Monkey on February 08, 2012, 12:41:15 am
I always thought it was quite a common name actually :P
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: superbaconstrip on February 09, 2012, 06:58:20 am
Welcome Bart I hope you have a good nother 20000000000000000 mins on the server have as much fun as possible and Bart is not that common where I live California.
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: impishmonkey on February 09, 2012, 07:10:57 am
I always thought it was quite a common name actually :P

Probably where you live. Where I live people are almost always named after a relative or have super strange names like Rafe and Stone. (Like who names their kids that?)
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: DJAlphaWolf on February 09, 2012, 07:42:15 am
Welcome Bart I hope you have a good nother 20000000000000000 mins on the server have as much fun as possible and Bart is not that common where I live California.
The number you put(20000000000000000 mins) is 20 quadrillion minutes. By my calculations, 20 quadrillion min= 333 trillion 333 billion 333 million 333 thousand 333.3 hours (or 333,333,333,333,333.3 hours). Now if we convert that to days, we shall receive 13 trillion 888 billion 888 million 888 thousand 888.887 days (or 13888888888888.887 Days). Finally if we convert the days to years, we are left with 38 billion 26 million 486 thousand 208.17371 years (or 38026486208.17371 Years). Now if we round our final number up, we have about 38 billion years (and a bunch of other random millions, thousands, etc.).

Now, 38 billion years is highly impossible for a human being to live in a lifetime. The average human lifespan in the world is roughly in the late 70's- late 80's, however there are those that have lived to beyond 100 and even higher in history because of strong health. The only possible way to live 38 billion years is to somehow gain immortality or something relativity close. If you ever achieved in finding a way to be immortal and attempted to sell your solution as either a product or in book form, you would probably be a pretty rich guy. Here are a few things that you should look up, consult and figure out to aid you on such a journey:the Fountain of Youth, where to find a vampire (or zombie), tapping into the biological immortality of the 'immortal jellyfish', finding (and eventually studying) the mythical Phoenix (a bird able to burst in flames upon death and be reborn from the ashes), etc.

Well, if you actually set on such a journey, good luck!

Thank you, and that was your daily troll fact of the day from yours truly, DJAlphaWolf.
Title: Re: Hai dur
Post by: Mr.Monkey on February 10, 2012, 09:39:07 am
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