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Discussion forum => Offtopic => Topic started by: Paul on February 02, 2011, 09:07:04 am
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okay!
this is a situation.
its a nice, warm day.
so warm, in fact, that you need some refreshment.
so you, being the cheap person that you are, seek out the nearest Vending Machine, and put in $1.
nothing happens.
you kick the machine.
still nothing.
post your reaction to this situation below this. be as creative (or llama-ry) as you like.
creativeness is good!
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The Senario From Top to Bottom.
"I wana Coke..."
"Heres a machine. Looks kinda old. Oh well....."
'Inserts 1$'
'In Fustrastion Bangs the Coin Area, Then kicks the machine.'
"F***. What could i do...
A: Smash the machine - push it over.
B: Drink my own urine....................................................
C: Don't do 'B' and Smash the Machine."
"I will do A... Na i will go for C :D"
Smash
"WTF the Machine is Empty... Whats that Sound... MONEY. LOTS AND LOTS OF SWEET MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!"
END
realistic?
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Start crying till it gives me a drink.
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Tell the vending machine about how awsome I am so that he will give me the drink.
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Use a nuke.
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Insert another dollar.
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Shoot it up with an ak-47
If that doesnt work offer to give it a llama
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if its a coke machine, enter the service mode code and get your drink free, with money back?
if its not a coke machine, look like a hobo asking for another dollar so i can preform the 2 drinks for the price of 1 trick instead :D
(yes i researched how to scam a vending machine, sue me)