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Discussion forum => Offtopic => Topic started by: CazualxGrenade on November 24, 2012, 05:23:07 pm
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Anyhoo, if anyone was here when I first started going on the forums, I made an offtopic post called "a very long storytime... With a catch!"
If you guys don't know how to play this, this link here (http://www.opticraft.net/index.php/topic,11134.msg101900.html#msg101900) will show you.
Anyways, Lez Go!
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One day, an old man called plihb ate breakfast.
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He was eating....
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Guys, also make the story sound crazy.
And then, a gigantic mother flipping octopus came out of no where...
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And ate yer mum's yummy potatoes she was materializing from the magical gallon of milk...
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A drawing of the beast we have described.
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Although it looks worse, with big black teeth and... erm... a green wart on the tip of his nose (Trendy Aren't I?)
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... she somehow was able to get into a fashion show...
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...and everyone realised she was a he...
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...And a hectic mage in the audience summoned a nasty ice storm
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.... Which froze everyone to death
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and then a mysterious wizard made this story NORMAL against the wishes of the original poster.
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And plihb was eating cherios...
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then turdtle came out of nowhere and said i like poatoes
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then gavin1928374655 came out of the closet with a keyboard.
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And immediately ate it!
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and then a mysterious wizard made this story NORMAL against the wishes of the original poster.
I THEN changed the story to have a giant Godzilla neighbor to be my friend.
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He then threw a knife at you (Trendy Aren't I?)
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And Godzilla was sad because he got a detention at Erma Gherd College Herpatory Academy.
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(Offtopic)
Jh, dont steal my sig.
Besides, mine is the proper quote.
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Dude, shaddup. I was putting ban appeals in my sig before it was even cool. Then I took it off because it got too mainstream...
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This makes moar sense than "urgg".
Anyway, im going to photoshop my skin into some minecraft thing like signature craft and write my own words.
The only reason ban appeals in a sig got popular is my best ban appeal with reward post.
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Plihb went mad and ate godzilla.
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Guys.. Let's keep this ontopic please?
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Alrighty.
Plihb got a belly ache from such a big meal and reanamed himself "goalieguy"
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Opticalza suddenly walks in the room, randomly he threw a knife at goalieguy (Am I Trendy?)
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You know what? Your knives are trendy. So are you. Now shadddup about throwing knives and trends, PLEASE
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The knife does a 90 degree turn inches from goalieguys head, knowing the assassin would strike again, he changed his name to Nathanialjones
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He joins opticraft, and then greifs, only to get banned
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But I joined In may..... Therefore Nathanialjones must have a tardis! And that means Nathanialjones is a time lord!!!!
( if you don't know what a tardis is, it's a time machine basically. And it's from a show called Doctor Who, which is AMAZING)
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(Reply to nathan)As the knives whizz oast nathans head he relized he had not bee as inshape as he thought. As the assassin missed, he pulls the trigger to blow tge building and the assassin jumps out the window. Nathan
'S reality struck: he was on the 54th floor. He went to the window and wondered if he should jump. The building answered with a rymble and a few more cracks in the ceiling. Needless to say, nathan hurled his body out the window...
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This makes moar sense than "urgg".
Anyway, im going to photoshop my skin into some minecraft thing like signature craft and write my own words.
The only reason ban appeals in a sig got popular is my best ban appeal with reward post.
Noooo sir, me and a few other people made them famous when we did it. Now I will shaddup, as should Computer with his now extremely annoying Trendy Aren't I? And Am I Trendy?
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....luckily there was a truck full of puppies below him that cushioned his fall....
Ps no puppies where hurt in the making of this post.
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The puppies all died from a completely unrelated kidney failure.
RIP puppies :'(
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but alas... his time machine exploded in to a firery inferno
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And he was stuck in the future with an assassin out for him. Sometimes he would look around and see someonecstaring at him. One night, a group of assassins attacted. Nathan was surrounded. There was nowhere to go. He had a wall behind him with enemies all around him all nathan had was a deck of cards he found in the casinos trash. He stepped towards the enemies. They still advanced, silencers on their weapons screwed on tight. He ran strait at the wall, hoping his calculations were correct. He leaped up onto the wall, and planted his feet onto the crumbly brick for just a moment before leaping off. He spun around while up side down. Nathan threw his cards at the enemies, each spinning death as blades extended from the corners. In mid air, through a window he saw a muzzle flash...
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Nathan fell out the window into his back up time machine car where he traveled back and time, it was there he realized he made a fatal error...
(The car from beck to the future)
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Cough doesnt cough fit in cough
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In mid air, hrough a windowhe saw a muzzle flash...
Nathan fell out the window into his back up time machine car where he traveled back and time, it was there he realized he made a fatal error...
(The car from beck to the future)
He went through the window
He fell through the window
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In mid air, hrough a windowhe saw a muzzle flash...
Nathan fell out the window into his back up time machine car where he traveled back and time, it was there he realized he made a fatal error...
(The car from beck to the future)
He went through the window
He fell through the window
Read the rest of the sentence plz. Through the window he saw a muzzle flash.
He saw the flash come from a window. Sorry for confusion.
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I then ask Snape to get me a burrito from the nearest taco truck and purposely reject it from him.
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I then pick it up and eat it with barbeque sauce on it. :P
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then i steal your BBQ sauce and chug it
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I buy more burritos. With salsa. I farking love salsa.
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But then you found out your allergic to salsa
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I then bring him a doctor and finds out the doctor is ALSO allergic to salsa and couldn't help him.
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Nobody liked my actiony paragraphs?
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There was then a big gigantic torpedo that was from a dubmarine (Dubstep Submarine lol.) and made it's loud sounds and exploded with dubstep.
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But then the dubsteps signal was found by the terminators who came to the sub and exploded it, thus the few remains of dubsteps makers were forced into hiding, plotting how to destroy skynet.
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Then I find out the allergy was a false positive, and Cazual finds a dog that says Derp to speak.
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then a amazing guy named rambo came along and saved the day and the sory ended...... or did it???? *it didnt keep it goin*
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The dog spoke saying...
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im retarted yayyyyy :DDDDD
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I made a face o_o and it stole my nachos with guacamole.
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And then I ate some salsa.
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I stole snapes salsa, next day I got banned, moral of the story: never steal a mod's salsa
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After retrieving my salsa, I feel bad for banning a good friend, so I pardon him and then I gave him some salsa. Then I ate some more salsa.
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Computer Asks for salsa, and rudely gets regected
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I rudely change the topic and I say that potatoes are the most interesting things in this earth.
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I thank snaps for giving me salsa and debate with cazual grenade weather or not potatoes are a fruit or another form of salsa
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I say that if its salsa, salsa salsa salsa.