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Discussion forum => Offtopic => Topic started by: SHuFFleBoT10 on February 09, 2012, 07:01:11 am
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this is a game i randomly thought of at 6:01 GST
how to play:
try and think of the most gruesomest way to assasin the current leader (im the leader at the moment :P)
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sit's on a hill waiting for a victom to shoot him with 50.cal barret
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Then i tomahawk shuffle in the back of the head and i become the newest and best leader ;D
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sit's on a hill waiting for a victom to shoot him with 50.cal barret
Sorry, i Had to...
Sits on a hill waiting for the assassin to shoot him with a 50.cal barret.
And it's Victim, not Victom.
You're the Victim, not the assassin :P
Really sorry, but i had to :P
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Then i tomahawk shuffle in the back of the head and i become the newest
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Then I took a tomahawk to the back of the head, and became the new & best leader.
Sorry again, but really guys, work on your grammar... it goes a long way!
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WARNING! Do NOT read if you're easily offended, have a weak stomach or under the age of 18!
Now! Since the game is called "GAME-gruesom"
I will provide the most gruesom & gory story you'll ever read.
Tabooti aproaches KingKool6 and confronts him: "I hear that you're the newest and bestest leader"
KingKool6 replies with a smirk on his face: "Yes Haven't you heard? I tomahawked shuffled to the back of the head"
Tabooti replies with a dull look: "What?"
KingKool6 repeats himself.
Tabooti with a grin appearing on his face tells KingKool6 that a creeper is coming up from behind him, KingKool6 with a heart filled of suspicion due to the crude remarks by Tabooti, refuses to turn around & look at the hypothetical creeper, within haste Tabooti pulls out a sword and rushes with haste to KingKool6's direction and kills the creeper, thus saving KingKool6's life.
Now since Tabooti earned KingKool6's trust, pays him 25$ and a cobblestone stack, he proceeds to go towards the creeper to collect the worthless gunpowder.
With KingKool6's back exposed, Tabooti pushes KingKool6 to the floor, pins him down, ties him and strips his shirt off.
Tabooti with a face filled with unexplained rage, pulls out a Roman Gladius and removes the muscle & skin that surrounds KingKool6's spine, and to his insides.
Tabooti says "YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER TURNED AROUND YOU FOOL!" And pulls KingKool6's lunges out of his chest. The second KingKool6 takes a breath, his lunges explodes like a balloon due to over inflation!
Tabooti picks up the crown from KingKool6's dead corpse and places it on his head, and wipes his face with KingKool6's blood, and declares himself the lord of the world.
Who dares take this throne from O' great Tabooti? Son of Hades himself!
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I'm under 18 and I read...
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It was a warning, not an order ^^ :P
Now dare you steal the throne from me!
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Reading this stuff makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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Then i tomahawk shuffle in the back of the head and i become the newest
??????????????????
Then I took a tomahawk to the back of the head, and became the new & best leader.
Sorry again, but really guys, work on your grammar... it goes a long way!
First of all his post was in present tense not past or future.
Second of all "I took a tomahawk to the back of the head" implies that kingkool themselves got hit by the tomahawk and shuffle did not. This means that when it was Originally Kingkool hitting shuffle, your "correction" makes it shuffle hitting kingkool
Work on your grammar... it goes a long way :-\ :-\
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Then i tomahawk shuffle in the back of the head and i become the newest
??????????????????
Then I took a tomahawk to the back of the head, and became the new & best leader.
Sorry again, but really guys, work on your grammar... it goes a long way!
First of all his post was in present tense not past or future.
Second of all "I took a tomahawk to the back of the head" implies that kingkool themselves got hit by the tomahawk and shuffle did not. This means that when it was Originally Kingkool hitting shuffle, your "correction" makes it shuffle hitting kingkool
Work on your grammar... it goes a long way :-\ :-\
Final corrections:
I take a tomahawk, and throw it straight into the back of Shuffle's head. It strikes, blood, flesh and shards of bone flying from his head, as the momentum pushes him over. He lies, still, occasionally twitching as he drowns in his own pool of blood, paralysed by the blow. Kneeling down, I grasp the crown off the body, and place it upon my head. Gazing out into the distance, I fall into deep thought, waiting for another eventual attacker.
This better be good enough!
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Then i tomahawk shuffle in the back of the head and i become the newest
??????????????????
Then I took a tomahawk to the back of the head, and became the new & best leader.
Sorry again, but really guys, work on your grammar... it goes a long way!
First of all his post was in present tense not past or future.
Second of all "I took a tomahawk to the back of the head" implies that kingkool themselves got hit by the tomahawk and shuffle did not. This means that when it was Originally Kingkool hitting shuffle, your "correction" makes it shuffle hitting kingkool
Work on your grammar... it goes a long way :-\ :-\
Who's shuffle? I thought he was shuffling something.
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Oh..... Shufflebot10
He said shuffe, It was still wrong & Hard to understand.
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Then i tomahawk shuffle in the back of the head and i become the newest
??????????????????
Then I took a tomahawk to the back of the head, and became the new & best leader.
Sorry again, but really guys, work on your grammar... it goes a long way!
First of all his post was in present tense not past or future.
Second of all "I took a tomahawk to the back of the head" implies that kingkool themselves got hit by the tomahawk and shuffle did not. This means that when it was Originally Kingkool hitting shuffle, your "correction" makes it shuffle hitting kingkool
Work on your grammar... it goes a long way :-\ :-\
Who's shuffle? I thought he was shuffling something.
im shuffle!
but im dead, this is a ghost of me
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Who dares take this throne from O' great Tabooti? Son of Hades himself!
Your a son of Hades? Im a son of Poseidon!
I taunt you to a ocean and because your a son of hades, you have a bad thinking processes, so you don't know what i was trying to do was lure you to the ocean! Where your powers of hell aren't shit to me! I laugh evily at you. "Scared Son of Hades? If not, then you shall be soon!" I charge at you at full speed, summoning my trident, and stabbing you. You cry in pain, so i fling you in the ocean, and use my powers to crush you till your only skin. I smirk and say, "Huh, Son of hades? Son of Shit!"
I think I just beat you. Don't you agree? ;)
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This is basically King of the Hill all over again.
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Question: what do you do in said "game"?
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as in a game...
BACK ON TRACK PLEASE.....
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shouldn't this be in off-topic board?
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It is now.
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*Gets sick and dies of boredom- Expression, not actually dead yet.*
I await you enemies of my kingdom!