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Discussion forum => Offtopic => Topic started by: Paul on December 03, 2010, 05:21:13 am
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on some other forums ive noticed these. its just a big improvised story in which each person posts a sentence less than 10 words long, and allowing the next person to continue.
anyway, just give it a try.
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Once upon a time, there was a big fat kitten.
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Its name was Rangaha te maman-goyam tirum gai..
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and I rode on a llama
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the fat kitten went online to watch ownage prank calls
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And laughed so hard it snorted out a...
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GIANT TURTLE WEARING A SANTA HAT!!!!!!!
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the turtle slowly walked out the room
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and started stealing his food but then...
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was blinded by a shining light..
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coming from the cats....
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computer screen that had begun to light up because..
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the cat just accidently belly-bumped it when he saw..
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that he had just won a $1,000,000 but he had to...
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lick a....
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lick a....
no dirties!
anyway
3 year old piece of.....
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I was thinking cheese
Not dirties
cheese that a cyclops.....
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had taken out of his...
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a lot of peanut butter off of a hobo's foot?
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Filing Cabinet!!
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so to do this he went to...
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toilet and...
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the toilet..sorry my bad
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teleported through it but couldnt get through because...
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the teleporter was blocked on the other side by a...
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llama
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im confused.
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the llama had a big butt because..
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it had an addiction to twinkies
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and he had to throw up
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so the kat killed the lama by...
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Using its super cute facial expressions
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like a zomby face and then..
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the lama just disintegrated into millions of pieces...
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chees that meld down to..
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ITS LLAMA NOT LAMA!
'chees that meld down to' llama shit
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so he had to...
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so he had to the toilet BUT....
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there was already another llama on it
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there was already another llama on it
so the llama morphed into Bruce Willis and....
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started dancing...
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started dancing...
the moonwalk which made the llama...
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Have a spazatack so the cat quickly...
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jumped out of the PC chair and ran at...
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jumped out of the PC chair and ran at...
Wait a minute I thought he was in the toilet?
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jumped out of the PC chair and ran at...
Wait a minute I thought he was in the toilet?
no. the cat was on the PC.
the llama couldnt go to the toilet because another llama was on it.
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that was another llama
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....MUDKIP!! Then Chuck Norris came....
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and counted to infinity... TWICE
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Then suddenly an fat chick came out of nowhere
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Then suddenly an fat chick came out of nowhere
and tripped over the....
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on another big fat chick
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on another big fat chick
..making another fat chick think it was a sandwich so...
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the fat chick sold the fat chick
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<unnessesary crap>
post deleted
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then posted this image
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then posted this image
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and got caught for vandalism so...
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Hannotje used the Hammer of thor to
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Hannotje used the Hammer of thor to
kick the crap out of the..
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fat chick.
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And out of nowhere...
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some zombies riding on llama's spawned
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hunting down Muffingrr while eating apples,
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and drinking Pepsi, which tasted like......
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and drinking Pepsi, which tasted like......
FeanorAlmighty's....
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Left toe!
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And Luke Airrunner beamed his LightDagger to
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llamas
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to Severus Snape, who walked away and...
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cried in the....
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llama corner
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next to an fat chick.
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Which he wanted to kiss
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and later learned, she played minecraft and is named......
;) for muffingrr
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LLAMAMINATOR
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To Neptune, where he found.....
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a gigantic piece of....
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chicken!
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So he want to the llamastore and bought
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A stove to cook the chicken
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and a chair because
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he was very tired and needed to...
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ride on his llama to...
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to kill the fat chick v3
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and then ate because...
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he had a disease where he cant...
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chew without itching his face...
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due overwhelming amounts of...
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cucumber dog......
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who have been eating llama's because
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They were having a surplus of them...
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because they had been fed with...
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penguin manure.
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Then the rode to the llama king to ask him...
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if he ever thought of...
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laying a hydra egg.
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because his llama servants needed to...
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lose some weight
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because they had been ...
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eating fat filled rocks that....
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...were going to explode and destroy the entire universe
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because they hated the ....
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internet, because it was so slow and...
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disconnected because of
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a gigantic, orange apple was blocking the signal
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but then they realised it wasn't an orange apple, it was THE ANNOYING ORANGE!
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so a llama ate it and
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troll with a red hatter on...
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stuffed a giant pork chop in his mouth and
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gave it to a llame and a...
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STORY BREAKER
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the llama sat on his face while..
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he shitted on it because
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He forgot how to fart
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Can someone compile the story so far?
Oh and:
The internet connection resumed only to be found out that.....
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llamas have taken over!
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The llamas all adored Wilson654646 because he put them in a story!
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And then out of every single modem in the world....
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And then out of every single modem in the world....
There came ninja AP Who killed everyone in his way.
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Then the ninja ate a twinkie and got fat.
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Then the ninja ate a twinkie and got fat.
But then runed up a slide with socks on and was skinny again and cut spartan in his penis. Ocuh
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†h∑π h∑ s†ĺ®†Łd †ĺlkiπg likŁ †his
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but everyone hated it and decided to ip ban him :O
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Then suddenly it started to rain llama's and..
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One fell on his head! And pooped out....
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GIANT EXPLODING BALLONS! It got so shocked that it...
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decided to eat Fearnor!
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Feanor was so tasty he spat him back out and cloned him.
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And thus the world was invaded by billions of Feanors
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but then millions of tomatoes started appearing
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Feanor ate the tomatoes
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but by eating it all he swell up and
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became almighty
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and this is when he got Belgium ruling the world
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People hated living as Belgians
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So he made Feanorland
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Which was invaded by
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a huge 8 bit feanor who just won the lottery because...
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he found the correct numbers in a pack of chips
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And then ate the bag of chips and felt a feeling of
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extreme gas, so feeling quite ill he proceeded to...
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Be devoted to cannibalism, eating other 8 bit Feanors, but the person who stopped him was...
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his 200 year old mother,who was very...
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rich.
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She was so rich that she used all that money to buy a lifetime supply of...
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catfood to feed her dog because
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Her dog wouldnt eat dog food so he
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took a dump in the
XD hahaha lolz, hows this gonna go O_O
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dogfood bowl and passed out from the fumes...
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and died.
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Then apij came in
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and laughed at Feanor's corpse...
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That was laughing at Kaykie's corpse that was laughing at...
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Muffin.
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Then they all started playing video games
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Then they all started playing video games
But then the T.V broke. Apij got so pissed that he...
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threw the tv at
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a passing flaming dog, but then unexpectedly...
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shat himself....
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because he saw a chair
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because he saw a chair
sliding around the room on
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because he saw a chair
sliding around the room on
an envelope
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and then he grabbed his
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and then he grabbed his
knife so that he could cut the envelope, and what he saw inside was...
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a staircase
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But then the staircase envolved into a...
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bulbasaur which used
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bulbasaur which used
Thunder then fled because he saw...
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a gaint cactus
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im actually getting the urge to Lock/delete this.
i know!
at 13 pages ill lock this.
then someone else can make a different one.
perhaps one without repetitive stories.
EDIT: 13 pages
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im actually getting the urge to Lock/delete this.
i know!
at 15 pages ill lock this.
then someone else can make a different one.
perhaps one without repetitive stories.
Why? I don't think that this is repetitive. It is actually kinda funny =)
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i made this thread, so i can end it whenever i want.
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Do it then =/
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I can't take this any longer....
Muffin you are really someone who 'misses' something (trying to not bring it harsh). I don't know why you act like that, but can you act a bit normal please?
Any topic like this will end up in 'repetitive stories'.
And it's not because you made a thread you can end it...
To continue:
A gaint cactus.
Then apij used a Super Potion because...
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the bublasaur got but raped by a
lol hahaha
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SUPER POTION because Misty...
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I can't take this any longer....
Muffin you are really someone who 'misses' something (trying to not bring it harsh). I don't know why you act like that, but can you act a bit normal please?
Any topic like this will end up in 'repetitive stories'.
And it's not because you made a thread you can end it...
To continue:
A gaint cactus.
Then apij used a Super Potion because...
Continuatrons can go anywhere in existence.
it makes no sense reverting back to one of 1000000 other subjects
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It makes no sense to aim for all subjects
'SUPER POTION because Misty...'
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It makes no sense to aim for all subjects
'SUPER POTION because Misty...'
forgot to use her master-ball
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and then a Blue Ice White Dragon was summoned by
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mistys mum who
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.. was eating chocolate and sour cream, because she ...
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was so deeply depressed that she....
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ill give this a few more posts.
somebody try to wrap it up.
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farted and a nuke came out and killed every being on the earth, including lamas and turtles, and then nothing was left
story finished
the end XD
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farted and a nuke came out and killed every being on the earth, including lamas and turtles, and then nothing was left
story finished
the end XD
thank you.
locked.
EDIT: do NOT post and/or unlock this topic.
annoyance may cause it to be deleted.
somebody start a new one or something.
maybe not locked.
it doesnt let me.
lock request.
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Lamest lock ever.
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Poster requests UNLOCK.
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Poster requests UNLOCK.
thanks a bunch.
anyway: NEW RULE: NO LLAMAS.
using that wil cause this topic to be locked again.
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Yay! So lemme start this off -
So there was once a man from Wisconsin
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Who rooted for Greenbay, causing the people from Illinois to hate him
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they ran him out of town with pitchforks and
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he fell and broke his ankle.
after that...
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he had to go to the hospital to...
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get his ankle repared?
once doctors were done, he invited his nurse to the restaurent
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To smash tomatoes with his newly repaired foot but then...
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Emil Castagnier came and went into Ratatosk Mode, killing the nurse...
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With just the sight of his girlish tank top!
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With just the sight of his girlish tank top!
Must you pick on his cloths?
anyways..
Then the man fainted...
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because he looked too pretty for himself to handle
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because he looked too pretty for himself to handle
So he decided to adopt a baby panda
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who eats cookies all day
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and is named Mr Fluffy Cuteness...But then Emil kicked the panda...
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and is named Mr Fluffy Cuteness...But then Emil kicked the panda...
And made the man from Wisconsin pissed because
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He really liked that panda
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then Spartan comes in trying to decide whether or not to lock this post, because it's just another stupid random topic...
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then Spartan comes in trying to decide whether or not to lock this post, because it's just another stupid random topic...
i agree.
we dont want a post with just
He really liked that panda
or
mistys mum who
more like stuff like
get his ankle repared?
once doctors were done, he invited his nurse to the restaurent
keep that in mind.
i dont want to have this locked again.
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The man in wisconsin then went to Idaho because, he wanted to get his life long dream fulfilled witch was to eat a chocolate chicken whole! When he arrived at Idaho..
Is that better muffin? HUH? HUH!?!
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much better.
also, note that i wasnt picking on you in my quote, i was just giving some examples.
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The man in wisconsin then went to Idaho because, he wanted to get his life long dream fulfilled witch was to eat a chocolate chicken whole! When he arrived at Idaho...
A policeman stopped him and put him in jail because he thought that the man was a terrorist....
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the man was a terrorist, a terrorist from the almighty and feared llama clan. They are widely known because of
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the man was a terrorist, a terrorist from the almighty and feared llama clan. They are widely known because of
the fact that Feanor came briefly and left, which made the man cry
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so he informed his llama bosses and they decided to go after Feanor to catch him in a pokéball
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so he informed his llama bosses and they decided to go after Feanor to catch him in a pokéball
Umm Feanor, please read Muffin's post that unlocked this thread - NO LLAMAS -
(Ahem) Anyways,
but the pokeball was actually a voltorb and it exploded in the bosses's face and the boss
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I can't be arshed to read through everything and I give shit about the things Muffin says. Why can't I use llama's? They are fluffy, they spit in your face and they are awesome!
fled on his fastest llama and rode to a hill but fell in a whole
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I can't be arshed to read through everything and I give shit about the things Muffin says. Why can't I use llama's? They are fluffy, they spit in your face and they are awesome!
fled on his fastest llama and rode to a hill but fell in a whole
Because it is getting kinda repetitive =S
and the voltorb followed him into the hole and exploded, now that the boss is in heaven, he will
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never live again.
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never live again.
now that he met Jesus and saw Michael Jackson's gig in the heaven, he will now
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Feanor. you are bringing this to the edge of lock.
youve already broken 2 of my rules.
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Don't be so picky, your post contributes nothing to this topic and thus can be counted as spam. You do realize you are getting trolled BIG TIME here by me? You say 'don't do X', I do it and you react on it.
I dare you to lock this, it will get you nowhere.
'now that he met Jesus and saw Michael Jackson's gig in the heaven, he will now'
be extremely happy. He was going for a walk when
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He fell though a cloud back to earth, landing on...
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His mother.
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She laughed so hard the story had continue without her
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His mother.
i agree.
we dont want a post with just
He really liked that panda
or
mistys mum who
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Then he got up and walked over to the...
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A banana that was a hip'n and a hop'n to...
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His mother.
i agree.
we dont want a post with just
He really liked that panda
or
mistys mum who
I was typing it in class, and I didn't want my teacher to catch me, so I did it quickly. =S
Back to topic - a beat by Eminem which sang a duo with the banana a song called ...
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albatros. The name of the song reminds me of
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When i was a little girl at...