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Title: 56 of the worst highschool student analogies
Post by: Nick3306 on May 09, 2011, 01:45:26 am

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Title: Re: 56 of the worst highschool student analogies
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on May 09, 2011, 02:07:42 am

12.The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.
hahahahahahahaha!!! lul

1.Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
lol... REALLY?

30.It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
lol... fail

37.The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
hahaha :/

56.The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.
uh... what?

Title: Re: 56 of the worst highschool student analogies
Post by: Nick3306 on May 09, 2011, 02:10:58 am

lmao 4 is easily the best, no 30 well maybe 45, ah they are all hilarious.
4.From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on
vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

30.It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

45.The sardines were packed as tight as the coach section of a 747.

Title: Re: 56 of the worst highschool student analogies
Post by: corourke70 on May 09, 2011, 02:18:02 am

12. was the funniest to me. OMG I was laughing so hard.

Title: Re: 56 of the worst highschool student analogies
Post by: Flight21 on May 09, 2011, 03:52:16 am

50.Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

Damn... Thats just sad. lol