WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND LLAMAS! I really got to know! 

I am going to post all my jokes on here, put your own one's up if you want, some of these may be a bit vulgur to some viewers so viewer discretion is advised.

And comment if they are good/funny and want more since I am trialing this.

A father asks his nine-year-old son, Johnny, if he knows about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know,' Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asks Johnny what is wrong.
'Oh Daddy,' Johnny sobs. 'At age six I got the "there's no Santa" speech. At age seven I got the "there's no Easter bunny" speech. Then at age eight you hit me with the "there's no tooth fairy" speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for.'

OH MY GODZ!  

My toshiba laptop's charging hole got pushed in too far into the laptop and HarrisTechnology won't fix it under warranty because its "physical damage and connected to the motherboard". And said it will cost $500!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and my laptop's fan broke twice!

I went to OfficeWorks where I bought it and complained I only had it 6 month's! Stuff like this shouldn't happen!

Well they talked to each other and got to the conclusion, "Yes it's physical damage, so you gotta pay".

 

GRRRRRRRR!!!!!! I haven't saved all my files.... Oh NOES!

Rant, Rant, Rant, Rant, etc.

Ingame name: JonathonYip

Join date: 15/12/10

WorldOfRecruits
Briefly describe all your creations: I built a castle with four towers and a small moat. Everything except, a giant fire-breathing santa, a tnt house and passageway a tall hotel that reaches the sky, the bottom floor is a hospital, second is a living room third is a pool, forth is a Rockem Sockem Robots, fifth is a kamehameha room, and the top room is a Nintendo DS. Everything else within the castle is not mine, i allowed my friends to build what they wished. (the other houses, the tree, presents and christmas pacman aren't mine.)

Recruits
A decorated room with four chairs and lava in the middle that goes towards the top, glass ceiling and a lava door which goes down into the second room with a long table and decorated chairs, spiralling staircase and water that goes into a zen garden with water, grass and vined rocks, and light that shines in the middle and the the second and first day of christmas (two turtle doves, and a patridge in a pear tree).

What worlds are the creations on: WorldOfRecruits and Recruits

Links to screenshots of the creation:







































Names of players who helped contribute: Silkky (helped with santa boots and help copy my towers because i was lazy)

What is your current rank in Opticraft ?: Recruit

Extra (Anything else you want to mention): None

Do you agree with our terms(http://www.opticraft.net/index.php?topic=3.0)?: Yes