I talk to my shoes when I clean them and give them kisses and cuddle them.

Well hello there Joseph. Good to know who you are. 

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.

Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket. Because Im digging that ass.

Lets play pirate! Im the pirate and I want your booty.

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

I was trying to remember a dick joke, but it's just too long and hard to tell. 

Hey there. I'm extremely late, but I felt like making an introduction. It feels most proper, haha. My name is Joshua, I'm 15 and will be 16 in September 16  . I'm going into the 11th grade. I'm very kind and like making friends but I'm not the most social or outgoing person out there. I'm an indie and 90's hip-hop kind of person. I'm actually extremely nice, as long as you are respectful with me. If you act like an ass to me, I probably will do the same to you. I've been playing Minecraft since beta 1.8 and Opticraft since approximately March of this year. Currently, I am trusted, if you haven't seen me. Well yea, that's all I'll be saying. Thanks for reading. See you in game. 

Haha, I'll remember that. You may lock this since it's solved. 

Hi. So there is a 1x1 tower on the side of a large part of land that I am working on and it has been there probably since the first week the Members World came out. I would like to have it removed so that I can flatten the entire south side of the plate. I have requested many times, through chat not /helpop, if a mod+ could remove it, but I only get ignored. I don't think it would honestly hurt at all to get it removed. I know the person who made it, alicat15 (I think), and cat has been working on other places and has used both homes in different areas, none leading to the top of that tower. So I'm going to assume cat made it with intentions to build on top but then felt not to build. Currently, cat has not been on so I can not personally ask them to remove it. It's made of cobble so removing it really wouldn't hurt and location most likely would not matter since it would have been in the air. But I didn't make this post to just request the removal of the tower, but to ask are they not allowed to be removed? Out of the many times I asked, three mods exactly said I'm not. One of those mods, new so I was sort of whatevs~ about it, said they are busy. That made me disappointed because I thought the mods main focus was helping players. Now I'm not trying to sound bad, I understand that the staff members do their work voluntarily, and I appreciate it, but I still would expect them to help me out. Please, I'm not trying to start an argument, thank you for reading.

Dang it! I can't get on due to pc problems. Ah well. This is very exciting.