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Discussion forum => Offtopic => Topic started by: theone7142 on September 08, 2012, 07:35:12 pm

Title: Make someone laugh!
Post by: theone7142 on September 08, 2012, 07:35:12 pm
Just post a funny quote, joke, etc.! Make someones day easier.

I'll go first: Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Title: Re: Make someone laugh!
Post by: tribalturtle on September 08, 2012, 07:51:27 pm
Sometimes, I cover myself in vasaline and act like Im a slug.
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Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 08, 2012, 07:53:38 pm
I don't really see this topic going anywhere lol...
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Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on September 08, 2012, 07:59:18 pm
Youtube video trolls-

TDRI Predictions
-comments-
tsk4333: I sawe in thew weki tht ccamoren will when the contist

Dishonored: Creative kills
-comments-
mkrre:  haha these gaphics ar not bettr thnas battlefeeld 3! mw3 is better gcame than dishounored. y wuld u even have stealh in this game anyways mw3 and battlefield better thans ths and batter grahpics! 
Title: Re: Make someone laugh!
Post by: theone7142 on September 08, 2012, 08:07:50 pm
Quote from: 2crzy4uall on September 08, 2012, 07:53:38 pm
I don't really see this topic going anywhere lol...

It's if u need a good laugh to keep you going. Please don't be rude xD
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Post by: Coolcrab88 on September 08, 2012, 08:10:07 pm
Sometimes, when I punch the wall, it hurts. :-\
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Post by: Winniedoxie on September 08, 2012, 08:14:35 pm
A man walked into a bar... and said "ow"
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Post by: CazualxGrenade on September 08, 2012, 09:16:12 pm
I'm not random,

You just can't think as fast as I can.
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Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 09, 2012, 12:03:22 am
My signature contains the entire post of a ban appeal. He wrote NOTHING else.
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Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 09, 2012, 12:09:33 am
Inside joke if you were at my club a few days after taros was trusted:
The jail cell sunked along with the rest. Sorry, radlam
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Post by: LordoftheBlock on September 09, 2012, 12:14:09 am
An Irish man walked out of a bar.
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Post by: Nhataley on September 09, 2012, 05:24:18 am
Alright, BAZINGA!!!! xD
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Post by: Spamarian on September 09, 2012, 05:53:22 am
I'm kinda a random person according to some friends of mine.
I can't say jokes just like that. I comment on situations on real-time.

Example: I went to a bank teller last week, which is known to me.
I gave her the money and some cents that were required for a precise amount.
She-Oh god, we need cents these days.
-That's why we are here..
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Post by: aveilon on September 10, 2012, 10:23:25 pm
What does a nosy pepper do........


.....gets jalapeno bizzness

 8)
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Post by: 5OO on September 10, 2012, 10:43:18 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FoofIl.jpg&hash=9f66edd01d7d8e54779a431a4b00a95f)
Title: Re: Make someone laugh!
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 10, 2012, 10:54:52 pm
some people are like slinkies, not good for much but give you a laugh when you push'm down the stairs.
a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff!
whats brown a sticky? a stick!
look at the whole thing of my avatar.
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Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on September 12, 2012, 01:43:51 am
I miss someone's signature that had Oprah saying "Bees!" and she released them from a giant box and a woman was screaming and crying
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Post by: Wyboth on September 12, 2012, 02:01:53 am
I liked it when the Portuguese were attacking and we built a cage around the spawn.
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Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 12, 2012, 03:59:56 am
To get unbanned, put "urgg" in your appeal.
Title: Re: Make someone laugh!
Post by: gameguy96 on September 12, 2012, 09:15:50 am
Quote from: SnapeTheSnipe on September 12, 2012, 03:59:56 am
To get unbanned, put "urgg" in your appeal.
saw like 10 of those with the same context
Title: Re: Make someone laugh!
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 13, 2012, 10:37:51 pm
Quote from: gameguy96 on September 12, 2012, 09:15:50 am
Quote from: SnapeTheSnipe on September 12, 2012, 03:59:56 am
To get unbanned, put "urgg" in your appeal.
saw like 10 of those with the same context

No, click the quote in my signature. The entire appeal was just "urgg"
Title: Re: Make someone laugh!
Post by: impishmonkey on September 14, 2012, 06:35:40 am
Quote from: SnapeTheSnipe on September 09, 2012, 12:03:22 am
My signature contains the entire post of a ban appeal. He wrote NOTHING else.

That's the one that killed me xD I was just grinning at the others then this.... bahahahaha
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Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 14, 2012, 07:46:28 am
Underneath my clothes, I am naked :P

Don't make fun of Justin Bieber. She has feelings too.

Rebecca Black goes to an NBA Bobcats game. She has a panic attack because of all the seating options.

Herpaderpityderpapaderpherpadherp. Derpity.

urgg is awesome.

I wonder who will be the next Guest.

Yoo gies Ned too lern betur speleeng. Luk at mi. I iz thuh mastur.
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Post by: Drunkmexican1771 on September 15, 2012, 06:07:46 pm
Did you here about the energizer bunny who got arrested?
He was charged with battery! Hahaha  :P
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Post by: MimesisX on September 18, 2012, 02:57:30 am
How did the Hipster Burn his tongue?


He sipped his coffee before it was cool. = )
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Post by: Nhataley on September 18, 2012, 03:13:01 am
Quote from: Drunkmexican1771 on September 15, 2012, 06:07:46 pm
Did you here about the energizer bunny who got arrested?
He was charged with battery! Hahaha  :P

xD

Ok, this is my Joke
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Make someone laugh!
Post by: partyguy15 on September 18, 2012, 03:06:40 pm
look up i like turtles on youtube then look up i like turtles techno remix i couldent stop laughing also look up hamster on a piano