User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good. Yourself?
Cleverbot: Pretty good.
User: So...i have a question for you.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Do you know who the owner of the minecraft smp server opticraft is?
Cleverbot: Not quite.
User: Have you heard of the username opticalza?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: Me!
User: Really?
then what is my user name?
Cleverbot: My chest does not have a name.
User: No it does not, but what is my username?
Cleverbot: Yes, that's my answer - it doesn't matter.
User: I think you misunderstand me. How bout we start over and see if we cant have an even better conversation.
Cleverbot: I thought I was having a normal conversation. D: I'm sorry. How can I do better?
User: Your answer to my question was a bit misleading. Here I'll try asking again to see if it will jog your memory. If you are the username, opticalza then you must know my username correct?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then what is my username?
Cleverbot: When we talked - we never got to that part. Considering you refused to answer any of my questions.
User: You never asked me a question. But no matter. My username is TroddenOstrich.
Cleverbot: Then we speak French?
User: No, the name actually derives from a randomly selected name by our xbox whos name was weasle.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. She's a close friend, I'm talking to her now.
User: She is not human, she is a deceised console. Are you suggesting that you can talk to destroyed matter?
Cleverbot: Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that?
User: Well in that case let me ask you this; what is the answer to the universe, life, and everything?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Wow you impress me with you knowledge.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: Thank you
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Cleverbot: You're thanking me for your dead dog?
User: No dear friend. I am mearly thanking you for my complement earlier.
Cleverbot: What are the 12,000?
User: 12,000 what?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Do you play Facebook?
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I find no need in wasting my time reading what others senslessly post online in attempt to make their lives seem interesting.
Cleverbot: No I mean the anime, not the manga.
User: Excuse me? We weren't talking about stories. You asked me why I dont use facebook.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: What username does opticalza know?
Cleverbot: I guess it does not have any particular use, it is interesting to think about though.
User: Have you heard of TroddenOstrich?
Cleverbot: Yes. I love that game.
User: He is not a game. But a god of the internet.
Cleverbot: Hello idiot.
User: Bitch.
Cleverbot: E.e.
User: QQ.
Cleverbot: I choose you pikachu!
User: Use bitch slap!
Cleverbot: Charizard flew up high into the sky.
User: Pikachu used thunder! Critical hit!
Cleverbot: Pikachu used lightening.
User: Charizard fainted.
Cleverbot: Blastoise, I chose you!
User: Pikachu use thunderbolt!
Cleverbot: Mew used ancientpower.
User: Jesus I choose you!
Cleverbot: Thank you(.
I broke it pretty badly a few time but just let the conversation derail XD it was fun though.
