King Of The Hill- Game

[Missters]

I kick you in the face so you slowly fall down the hill c:

MY HILL!

[techdude98]

i ride my unicorn up on the hill and it knocks you off.
MY HILL!

[5OO]

I throw a unicorn snack down the hill, the unicorn chases after it.

My hill.

[CazualxGrenade]

I Persuade 5OO to share the hill with me. You have a machine gun.

OUR HILL!

[Kian]

I wait until night, I slowly slink up the back of the hill. When 500 goes to bed in the hill, I follow him down. I put the pillow down on his face and hold it there and then stab him in the face. Next I take out my machete and carve a 5 into his stomach. (yes, that is from Hannibal rising) I then slowly wall out the door, 500's machine gun in my hand, and blow seven shades of shiz out of cazual.

My hill.

[thedude114]

Nu.Ke class orbital laser! (Nuclear weapons, Kinetic Energy)

                
                

-------------<               >-------------------        
                 |___|_|___|
                  \    |||     /
                   |    0     |
                   |          |
                   |          |
                   |          |
___________/ BOOM! \___________


My hill

[Wyboth]

Everyone leaves you alone for a few days. Not wanting to give up the hill, you stay on top of it. Four days later, you die of dehydration. I then walk up the hill.
My hill.

[Kian]

I wait until night, blow dark and lava in hand, when I reach the top you have a magnum pointed to my face. I laugh and press f which I have blinded to //hcyl fire 10 and you stumble into the flames and drop the gun. I shoot you with the blow dart and press undo. The flames retreat, you slowly douse, and you fall to the ground, dead.

My hill.

[High Roller]

I go to the store buy as many metal forks and knives as I can. I insert the forks and knives in a foam wall North of the hill where Kian resides I get a huge magnet used at the junk yard for picking up cars. I pkace it south of the hill turn it on and all the forks and kvives fly most going right through Kian.

My Hill

[techdude98]

I pull a fork out of kian and stab you with it.
MY HILL!

[Wyboth]

I send you to a mental institute for testing 100% positive for Minecraft addiction.
My hill!

[troddenostrich]

I told Chuck Norris that you said that a round house kick wasnt the best way to kick someone.(You better get running)

My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theone7142]

While chuck was chasing wyboth, I snuck up to you, as you did to me, and slit ur neck with a STICK


MY HILL

[Kurseddragon]

I steal the stick.

My hill.

[Wyboth]

I remove all Higgs-Boson particles from your body. You slowly float away, cursing.

My hill.