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657. Revive the best usernames topic
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on the topic of "reviving":
659. find a strange (and scary looking) book which eats rats
660. open the book from suggestion 659 and attempt to learn necromancy
661. discover that the book makes no sense, so you take the skyrim approach and eat it instead...
662. finally learn necromancy
663. be a good friend and give your biffle immortality (turn them into a zombie slave, tomato tamata)
664. become a demonic entity who turns all of his "friends" into zombies
665. read suggestions 659 - 664, and then realise the prophecy of suggestion 666 is almost upon us all...
666. watch nyan cat