258: Steal Nhat's chicken fingers and then get a nerd to turn the chicken fingers back into real chickens and then start a farm and get the chickens to reproduce. Once I have over 10 billion chickens I will then train them to be ninjas, assasins, farmers and teach them to fly. Once this process had finished I will then get some evil stuff which makes stuff evil, which you can buy from your local supermarket, then we will start to take over my local supermarket. Once that is complete we will take over the town I live in, then Brisbane (capital of Queensland (a state in Australia)) and then the world!! *insert evil laugh* Although I might spare you *terms and conditions apply.
*terms and conditions, You may survive if you pay me $100,000,000.00, if you live in my family, are a good friend or if you play Opticraft.