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"I griefed because my dog sat on my mouse and farted!"
I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.
im so sorry for this. my cock had a huge erection and it made an unpredictable growth and hit my keyboard. and then it spelled out a bad word that somebody banned me for. dont worry, my cock is being severely punished.
I'd give him the good ol' roundhouse to the face and give him a pillowcase with a phone charger and get with him in the dark whilst in the shop buying a Ralph Lauren Polo and brush his teeth with lipsticks.